Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

Fetty Wapping

When you’re smoking and you get smoke in your eye and it burns too much to open

Damn bro look at Eric over there he did a French inhale and now he’s fetty wapping hard.

by Dinghy24 December 4, 2017

walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.

does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour

by barness910 April 20, 2011

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004

wapling

Anal play. Rapidly. Usually in a the rear of a car with a lass you've just met.

How'd you go with that Kate bird last night?

Not bad. I took her to my Falcon wagon and gave her a Wapling. At least there'"" be no babies

by TheDoosra November 26, 2016

Walking SexGod

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.

Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...

by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010

Waling

To hit, punch, beat, kick, and thrash so hard that people think you're a Japanese fisherman brutally harpooning/ murdering your whale victim.

1. Johnny was waling so hard on Mark yesterday! He had two black eyes!
2. I waled on my boss the other day because he fired me and now my hands smell like sweet victory and gorgon blood.
3. You should wale on that guy for cutting you in the Panda Express line!

by Grin May 4, 2014