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I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021
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Walking Vagina

A walking vagina is a girl who hangs out with guys just to be a girl. there is no point to her existance. she is only there because she has a vagina. she does not engage is group activities properly, just walks around like a ditz.

Walking Vaginas usually travel in packs of three or so.
Those walking vaginas aren't even wearing eye-wear to the airsoft match.
by Erin yo September 8, 2006
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Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children
Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..
by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015
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walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.
"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012
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Walking Head

Walking head is when an extremely tall man dates an extremely short woman (That's head is near his happy "head") so, the girl would not have to get on her knees to get the job done.
Friend #1: Wow! Look at that couple. He's so tall, and she's so short!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!
by Short-Girl November 19, 2010
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wailing caverns ass

The Wailing Caverns or wc is an instance in World of Warcraft for approximately levels 15-21. An extraordinarily long and overly complicated dungeon, with poor groups (pugs) it can take a horrifyingly long time, though the rewards (xp and items from quests, plus loot and xp from killing mobs) sometimes make it worth it.

Usually, however, it takes way longer than expected, making your ass fall asleep and become numb. Can be used whenever something forces you to stay at the computer far longer than expected.
Burned-out raider: Oh god, this naxx25 started out so well, then we wiped on 4horsemen for so long I got some major Wailing Caverns Ass.
by impsythealmighty May 11, 2009
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Walking Meme

An icon recognised by society as a meme rather than a physical carbon based life form.
e.g. Ali-A, Michael Rosen(Noice), Logan/Jake Paul)
Steve: Hey Brad I was watching Ali-A before...
Brad: Why would you want to watch him he’s literally a walking meme.
by EJM19 November 5, 2018
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