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Talking Whack

Two or more individuals engaged in robust and active dialogue about something or things that intentionally make absolutely no sense. In most cases, involves men under the age of 30 or women of any age after two or more glasses of wine.
Jim and Bob spent the entire dinner amusing themselves by talking whack which initially confused and ultimately annoyed their dates.
by Sandman61 July 14, 2010
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full whack

Fully turned on, all the way, etc. Can also mean full price/rate. Synonymous with "top whack" or "full tilt."
Put your burner on full whack to get your pan really hot.
by laternater July 12, 2010
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medium whack

Medium whack (and other variations) is used to describe something as being whack, but to also to emphasize a lack of interest in the subject. So, it’s essentially the same thing as “whack”, but you add the “medium” part to 1.) Be redundant for no reason and 2.) Indicate feelings of indifference towards the subject, i.e. “It’s whack and I’m already bored of talking about it”.
Example: “How was the bar last night?” “Medium whack, dude. Way too many hipsters dancing to weird music. I should’ve stayed home and watched Netflix.”

Other potential uses…
Medium Funny: “How was ‘The Hangover 2’?”, “I guess it was medium funny.”

Medium Cool: “How was the party in uptown?”, “It was medium cool, I guess…”
by Crazy Joe Dude March 24, 2013
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rip a whack

To start a large quantity of something.
by SuperStankbot August 26, 2009
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wake and whack

When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.
Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!

Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!
by fallenaway December 16, 2008
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that shits whack

A phrase used to descrbe an object or action which is out of the ordinary.
Guy1: Hey look at my stupid ugly car!
Guy2: No way, that shits whack!!!
by Michael' Bob Zancob June 27, 2004
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Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.
Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.
by Lord Football April 4, 2005
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