Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

whack jazz

Whack jazz is music that does not follow conventional song construction, tonality, and/or motifs. It's usually considered "jazz" due to the highly improvisational nature typically associated with this type of music and at being at least partially rooted in more traditional jazz forms, but not necessarily so.

More formal definitions of the form might include "avant garde," "free jazz," "experimental," "modern creative" or "noise music." A less formal term is "room-clearing music."

Noted practitioners of whack jazz include John Zorn, Peter Brötzmann, Merbow, Ornette Coleman, Albert Ayler, Fred Frith, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Marc Ribot, Cecil Taylor and David Torn, just to name a few.

At its finest, whack jazz is art music with a punk disposition.

"Mark must be trying to tell us he's ready to end the party, he just replaced the Gap Band on the stereo with some of that fucked up whack jazz shit."

by Pic0 May 31, 2009

Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009

cross-whacked

Having the quality of being backward, tangled, disorganized, broken, or inane.

I was terrified by a mass Python installation marathon. Especially when having versions of 2.x and 3.x, python seems to get cross-whacked.

DUDE are you wires cross-whacked? I mean you put the egg straight in
the pudding without beating it?

Dude... This engrish/chinglish/spanglish manual for my computer is
totally cross-whacked.

Yo maaaaan help me out, I need to untangle these controllers, they're
totally crosswhacked...

God: "Haha, I'll make the left side of your brain control your right
side and the right hemisphere control your left side"
Adam: "That's totally cross-whacked"
God: "Oh and sugar will taste really good but be super bad for you."
Adam: "Wow... Thanks..."

by Micro Farad April 28, 2011

cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006

Weed-whacked

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.

Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked

by Mgl921 May 26, 2013