ultra

(adj.) Immoderately beneficial or superior in any way to normal. Usually better than the best possible. Can apply to items or skills.

We should go for a joy ride. Your dad's Porche is so ultra.

by Chuck Norris' Fist December 28, 2005

The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.

Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"

by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

The Ultimate Comment

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.

Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.

by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007

Ultramarathon

1.) An insanely bad-ass long run that tests the mental toughness of the world's finest athletes; A supreme test for athletic prowess
2.) the hardest thing a human can do
3.) a run longer than 26.2 miles, although most "ultras" are 50 miles, 100 miles or 100+ miles

"He ran an ultramarathon, you've only climbed Mt. Everest once"

"There are more Harvard Phd's than Ultramarathoners"

by xtremerunner88 October 13, 2009

Geforce FX 5800 Ultra

The video cards with one of the biggest bloddy fans in the world. You can use the fan for almost anything.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Ultracare

The highest level of care, apparently, provided by Ultralase.

Its "what Ultralase believe in, what they do and how they do it. It means they are with you every step of the way".

"They are committed to treating you as a person and giving you the highest level of care, right from the very start. They are confident that their levels of care are unequalled"

Wow, that care was more than just care; it was Ultracare!

Ultracare is amazing...

by Ashley Sykes March 15, 2008

Ultra Bask

See Basking
The ultimate version of basking; usually intended, rather than unknowing, by the baskee to show if something takes effort or one cannot be arsed.

Linda: Can you run home and grab my shoes?
Ryan: *Ultra Bask*

by Ryan / Linda February 26, 2009