twitter twat

A no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on Twitter.
A complete loser.

Becky has become a twitter twat

by mangonzo April 28, 2010

twitterpation

The state of being entirely infatuated with someone

They've been together a while. It looks like they're in pure twitterpation.

by gingrich April 9, 2008

Twitterbation

1. To follow oneself on the network site 'Twitter'

This phrase is coined by BellaFlan, the most awesomest FanFic writer ever

BellaFlan: Twitter just suggested I follow myself. isn't that like masturbation?
My Thoughts: No, its TWITTERbation.

by thatgirlwhoplaysCOD November 21, 2010

Twitter

A dumb networking site where people post what they're doing every five minutes, when no one really even listens.

Ex: I'm sitting on my porch right now.

Ex: I'm reading a magazine right now.

Ex: I'm eating.

Yeah, Twitter's pretty dumb.

by Is it that obvious? December 10, 2009

Twitter

A synonym for the phrase, "What the fuck is this?". Twitter is a rediculously stupid social network where one can share their thoughts through 5-character long messages, similar to Myspace's status updates.

I have just Twittered, "G4TV"! So fucking awesome!

by Teh n00b WTF June 26, 2009

Twitter

A stalkers paradise.

If you are a stalker, and the person you are stalking has a twitter...consider yourself lucky.

by viva_la_gloria August 30, 2009

twitter

The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber

Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born

Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic?

by J'adore UD April 29, 2010