Twitter Whore

Someone who must tweet everything they do.

Don: Damn, that girl wont stop tweeting!
Rod: Shit! shes a twitter whore!

by LilBizzle January 19, 2010

Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.

"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."

by PB23 November 13, 2009

Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.

I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios

by JerryMouse July 11, 2017

Twitter Jitter

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters

Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018

twitter nigga

Someone who is on Twitter 24/7, tweeting reckless non-sense that would cause fights and confrontations in person.

Rod why are you always on Twitter? You tweet too much, you're such a Twitter nigga.

by Jonathan Velasquez June 8, 2016

Twitter hoe

A girl who looks like a 10 in pictures but in real life is a 5 or less

I was direct messaging this girl on Twitter and she's super hot. Then we met up for a date and I figured out she was a Twitter hoe.

by Sir_BMyers September 7, 2016