Turban

A hat without a feather

Guy 1:"Aw man look at that guy's hat! Whats with that?"
Guy 2:"Does it have a feather?"
Guy 1:"Nope."
Guy 2: "Turban."

by Julesicus November 22, 2011

Turban

an name that you call someone when you dont like them.

i hate you mr. turban

by Robbie Burness January 15, 2006

turban rape

1. The act of being raped in the ass by a turban
2. A gaming term in games when you can be a terrorist that involves lying down and repeatedly crawling into the other's anal cavity
3. To get owned
4. A central belief in tan
5. What terrorists do to their donkeys

1. Bend over so I can turban rape you!
2. I just died, wait that guy is turban raping me!
3. Shit! You just got turban raped!
4. When I practice tanism, I try to get the most out of my turban rape.
5. Osama: Donkey, bend over so I can shove this turban up your hairy ass!
Donkey: Shit....not again!

by LiCk My HaIrY bAlLsAc February 4, 2004

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

surf & turf

watching surf documentaries while smoking weed

Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??

by Flounder24 June 17, 2008

turf out

Excrete, empty one's bowels. The act of getting rid of last night's over-indulgence in curry and copious amounts of Newcastle Brown Ale. Dog's also turf out regularly, for no other reason other than to turf out in general... and pound for pound their's is bigger.

"You look relieved. Wassup?"
"Mate, I had a turf out this morning..."
"Big night?"
"Chicken tikka chilli balti phal and 12 pints of Newky"

by Flatster October 28, 2005

Surf and turf

When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.

"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."

by Cr0tchsh0t April 1, 2010