toss

To throw up; to propell an object in a direction, usualy lighty or without streneus effort.

Stand back, I'm gonna toss my lunch... ughh....

by JrnymnNate January 24, 2003

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toss the bastard

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

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toss the rock

throwing a basketball or football to another team member.

"Bruh, toss the rock!"

by aswagbruh March 2, 2015

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A retired annual show that used to be broadcasted on Much Music. Two people would take an old christmas tree, and hurl it off the end of the Much Music HQ roof, into a dumpster below. If it landed in, firworks would set off.

Rick Campenelli often took part in tree toss. It was sweet, but they ended it a couple years agoe

by <3snowjob May 9, 2006

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Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.

Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

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