toast

gun(s)- because if you don't walk aoun at night with a gun in most cities, you're toast

"We don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out" - 50 Cent's "Wanksta"

by Daveeeeeed January 7, 2008

Ya mam on toast

Annoying major comeback to any insult

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

ToastedBagels

a fabulous internet-writer with wit dryer than Antarctica and talent greater than the majority of Internet-writers. Perhaps one of the few with a chance at Harry Styles, the writer with the alias of 'Toasted Bagels,' is also known as Kate.

"She's so talented, she must be some embodiment of ToastedBagels."

by her Baked Brethren September 18, 2013

Toastella

Toast with Nutella

Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: I had toastella, it was amazing!

by montrealguy1983 November 20, 2011

Keeks on Toast

A mild expression of joy, gleefulness and/or surprise.

Exmaple one:
Person 1: I wanna eat cake with you
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, really???!
Person 1: Yes, I do.

Example two:
Person 1: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, that's funny!

by Spal September 24, 2006

burnt toast

a piece of bread that is burnt.
this is one of four words that is involved in the Jackson High School controversy about the shirts. ASB printed words on backs of shirts and handed them out, but after someone looked on urbnadictionary, the shirts became news and were revoked

my toast is burnt (burnt toast)

by jacksonburnttoasts March 28, 2009

Dirty Toadstool

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus

When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.

by Dave Star March 1, 2003