Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

pot-shank

the act of shanking someone with a pot. dont know where me and my friends came up with this word.

If you fuck with me bitch, i'll pot-shank you! and then gipin you(look up gipin too).

by ken July 7, 2004

shank-slam

beat down with severity and deep pain, to man-cram

shut up or i will shank-slam you out of a second story window

by imanidiot April 24, 2003

Shank

Someone you really like, yet you know are scank, yet strangely, addictively shaggable!

Made of two words - scank and shag.
Shank = Scank/Shag

AMY: Yo, dat guy is just gross!
DEMoNSCRoWN: Hey, I think he's fit!
AMY: Ya wot?
DEMoNSCROWN: He's shank!

by DEMoNSCRoWN October 1, 2005

Spine Shank

To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.

I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008