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Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010
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schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010
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pot-shank

the act of shanking someone with a pot. dont know where me and my friends came up with this word.
If you fuck with me bitch, i'll pot-shank you! and then gipin you(look up gipin too).
by ken July 7, 2004
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e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned
"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"
by karl g January 8, 2008
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Shank

Someone you really like, yet you know are scank, yet strangely, addictively shaggable!

Made of two words - scank and shag.
Shank = Scank/Shag
AMY: Yo, dat guy is just gross!
DEMoNSCRoWN: Hey, I think he's fit!
AMY: Ya wot?
DEMoNSCROWN: He's shank!
by DEMoNSCRoWN October 1, 2005
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Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking
"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"
by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008
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shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.
'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'
by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012
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