The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.
by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010
Get the tactical spackle mug.Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.
by VictorMancini March 14, 2011
Get the Tactical Skiff mug.Related Words
When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
Get the Tactical Blackout mug.I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016
Get the Tactical lagging mug.This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.
When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.
by Slid Steak March 4, 2017
Get the Tactical Blowout mug.Someone who belives anything som guy in a tight t shirt tells them about guns and politics simply because he has a gotee and tattoos and claims to be an expert.
What a tacticuck, that james yeager, he doesnt know anything about guns or politics he also probally apendix carries.
by Jtac88 October 12, 2017
Get the tacticuck mug.When one makes themselves throw up whilst under the influence of Alcohol, before he or she is forced to via nausea. This prevents a "blackout" from happening.
Person 1: Shit man I just drank so much and we aren't even at the party yet.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.
by Jubedapube November 11, 2017
Get the tactical yarf mug.