flip a table

A term used to express one's sheer aggravation, madness, frustration, or anger at something.

If the bartender doesn't give me another shot of Jack Daniels, I am going to flip a table.

by Jilina September 29, 2005

tablecloth

Slang for the goverment. It's not normally used in a positive tense. Used in the System of a Down song "BYOB"

They feed us lies from the tablecloth!

by ApathyOhMe May 24, 2005

Table Captain

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

Tabloid TV

Commercial televsion programming marketing itself as "news" but containing little or no relevant content to news or reality. Often contains flashy graphics, loud presenters and is often slanted in one category (such as celebrity focus, political viewpoint or sensationalized news events). Tabloid TV often relies more on the audiences preconceptions and capitlizes on emotional responses rather than fact.

Fox News is Tabloid TV - presenting a "panel of fair and balanced experts" on a political viewpoint tend to have a very right wing/conservative viewpoint. Discussions tend to be one way, and dissent is normally ridiculed.

CNN has Tabloid TV content - regarding "twitter" and other forms of social netowrking in the newscast instead of presenting disticntly as commentary.

Inside Edition - nearly entirely celebrity focus with sensationalized crime stories. Tabloid TV in its entirety.

"Fox is Tabloid TV."

by FoodScienceNerd May 26, 2009

Tablegating

V (Tey-buhl-gey-ting) a. To go to a restaurant such as Buffalo Wild Wings to watch a sporting event.

Tim: Hey, John, do you want to go tailgating on Friday?

John: No, it's going to be like 20° outside. Let's go tablegating instead.

by -Angel- September 9, 2011

tablesexual

A perso who develops a sexual relationship or is attracted to tables

I think I am I tablesexual, I keep on humping the tables

by Kill my self March 6, 2017

table booty

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .

"goddamn.....bitch gotta table booty"

by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006