toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 4, 2003

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

Tamp Toss

When tossing a used tampon the moment it departs from the vaginal area.

Nacara's weapon of choice was the tampon. She squatted, yanked and Tamp Tossed.

by ShyFletch August 28, 2009

toss bank

A pot or bank into which sperm is collected after a good wanking session

the toss bank gains interest, i.e. sperm, after every wank

by Jizzy Boy March 16, 2005

toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

by David Gross April 27, 2004

Scarf toss

While fucking a fat lady from behind , she throws her tit over her shoulder and you suck it. P.G.

Bro i totally pulled off the scarf toss!

by Fjbonez May 9, 2018

Tykke-Tosse

Tykke-Tosse (sometimes spelled 'Tykke Tosse') is a phrase used to describe certain people, living at very distinct areas of the Amager island, in Copenhagen, Denmark. The phrase was originally coined by a genius, who wishes to remain anonymous.

"Who was that on the phone?"
"That was Tykke-Tosse."

by deterulla September 12, 2021