by Tungsten82 June 7, 2011
Get the Tool around on your face. mug.They usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a bitch, denies everything, ditches his friends for bitches who use him, are "workout impostor", have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total prick to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.
"God that red-haired fuck is such a toolfag. He thinks he is the shit and ditches us all the time to pick up that bitch who uses him in his shitty acura."
"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"
"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.
"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"
"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"
"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.
"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"
by realistnigguh September 13, 2011
Get the toolfag mug.A group of guys in sleeveless UFC shirts and fauxhawks that are either talking about their gains, saying they're swolemates, or drinking protein shakes.
Too bad you can't see yourself in any mirror at the gym because there's always a toolbox blocking it.
by allenjr16 May 14, 2014
Get the toolbox mug.A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.
by shibbsterz January 21, 2008
Get the timmy the tool mug.Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?
Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.
Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.
by Datson December 9, 2008
Get the Toolish Behavior mug.An individual who will do literally anything to make themselves look better than everyone else, usually at the expense of others. The tool tries to hide his/her own shortcomings by making others look small. In business, this individual proactively seeks recognition by bragging and exaggerating about his/her achievements and tattling on others who make (usually trivial) mistakes. They have a selfish motive that is driven, not to better the organization or promote cohesion, but instead to enhance their own personal gain by railroading and backstabbing their peers and making their own, usually trivial, achievements stand out in front of their supervisors. This individual is usually a complete jackass whose achievements normally don't stand for themselves without the individual constantly berating others in comparison.
I watched 'Good Morning, Vietnam!' for the first time last week. Wow...that kiss-ass Lt. Hauck really threw Adrian Cronauer under the bus when he found out Cronauer was so much funnier than he was. What a tool!
by GothTom January 16, 2011
Get the tool mug.Derived from the English word tool meaning "Ultimate Douche Bag" Toolish refers to a person usually to a man who is acting only slightly like a tool and there for cannot be considered as an "Ultimate Douche Bag" More of he's just being toolish. One might be referred to as toolish if he or she has only recently began acting like this and one is not sure if the sed person is really a tool or just acting differently. Toolish is only applicable if the person in question has only recently became of tool or is only acting mildly like a tool. Toolish became a word just slightly after the word it was derived from "Tool" was made. Toolish is a fantastic word that when used correctly can really set a person straight on how they have been acting lately.
Warning: If one is only being toolish you may still have a chance to revert them back to a normal non asshole person who can be respected.
Warning: If one is only being toolish you may still have a chance to revert them back to a normal non asshole person who can be respected.
"Dude that guys being extremely toolish tonight"
"Hey He's been a bit toolish lately"
"Damn Bob been acting toolish every since he met that hoe"
"Bob been acting weird lately kinda like a tool but ehh i guess hes only toolish"
"That guy over is being toolish"
When using the word toolish make sure to use it with authority and make sure the other person knows that there being a Slight Douche Bag on the cusp of "Ultimate Douche Bag ness"
Enjoy your new found word!
"Hey He's been a bit toolish lately"
"Damn Bob been acting toolish every since he met that hoe"
"Bob been acting weird lately kinda like a tool but ehh i guess hes only toolish"
"That guy over is being toolish"
When using the word toolish make sure to use it with authority and make sure the other person knows that there being a Slight Douche Bag on the cusp of "Ultimate Douche Bag ness"
Enjoy your new found word!
by Aylax495 August 17, 2011
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