Tactical Vacation Day

Taking a vacation day to avoid a meeting or any other work related obligation.
Boss: We have a meeting Wednesday.
Maria: I won’t be there. I’m taking a vacation day.
Boss: Tactical Vacation Day…nice!
by GeauxSTL April 12, 2022
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Tactical Coffee Dump

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.
Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
by nron_hubbard September 30, 2015
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Tactical Nihilism

An intellectually dishonest and cowardly way to evade criticism of an extreme viewpoint by declaring that all morals/values/ethics are meaningless, but then proceed to support another extreme viewpoint using morals/values/ethics.
A: Do you realize that eugenics and measuring an individual’s worth by cognition would result in something as appaling as the Third Reich’s eugenic programs?
B: Who gives a fuck about morality, it’s not like it has any meaning to our existence anyways.
A: But hold on, didn’t you say that extrajudicial killings of drug users are justified because they are a detriment to “societal progress” and “the family”?
B: LISTEN YOU FUCKING CUCK, DO YOU WANT TO FLUSH DOWN ALL OF YOUR HERITAGE DOWN THE TOILET BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE FOR CULTURAL MARXISM FUCKIN SJW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE OF MY SUPERIOR HIGH IQ GENES!!!!
And that folks, is what Tactical Nihilism looks like.
by lukashenho_ July 19, 2018
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tactical fuck boy

An online term for people who believe they are better than everyone else
He's so bad at CoD, but he thinks he's the shit, what a tactical fuck boy
by Natsuki Rem May 04, 2017
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guerilla dating tactics

Indirect strategies for perpetrating undeclared dates, often involving harrasment and sabotage that are difficult to combat due to their unconventional nature.
When Heidi realized she was the only guest invited to Joe’s First Annual Dutch Over Slumber Party, she had to admit that he was guilty of using guerilla dating tactics to oh-so-lamely woo her.
by Feliz the Great February 04, 2005
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Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
by CheeseGrater621 August 27, 2022
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Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.
My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.
by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019
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