starbucker 

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.

That guy is always here. Total starbucker.

starbucker by hsmlover May 1, 2009

Starbuck 

A tiny person. They are so small that they are below your eyeline and you often run in to them. Theyre so delicate that if they ever got laid theyd be crushed.

Man I ollied in to that Starbuck today and almost killed him!

Starbuck by Michael Baker September 16, 2005

starbucks

*A meeting place adored by many.
*A place were great things happen
*The perfect caramel macchiato
*A retreat for cool people
*A place to get a status in the world
*A place to be cool!

S: 'You want a social life?'
P:'Yeah, blad, let's go starbucks'
K:'yeah, den we'd be well cool'
THEY ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING COOL!!

starbucks by The height of coolness September 13, 2007

Starbucker 

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.

husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?

Starbucker by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

Starbucks Ninja

The ninja coffee, normally associated with the assassination of presidents. Codename: IcedCoffee. Dark_LUEshi was the first to be victim of the iced coffee when a nigger stole his television and threw broken dvd disks at him to distract him. One stuck in his dick and he bled out next to his gay partner RyeZing, who was still sleeping.

Starbucks Ninja was the John F Kennedy's assassination.

Starbucks Ninja by Niclykoz May 13, 2008

Starfucker 

A person who flies up into space and fucks stars

Bob: I fucked Saturn

Dave: I fucked Mars

Jesus: I fucked Uranus 😉
I’m such a starfucker

Starfucker by I’m gay with your dad May 17, 2019

Starfucker 

Someone that fucks a star. Fucking obviously.

The only reason Joe wanted to work for Nasa is because he's a dirty starfucker.

Starfucker by Hellyfish2 June 27, 2019