squeaker 

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

squeaker by Telephony February 9, 2014

Squeakfest 

A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.

Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.

Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!

Squeakfest by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022

Shit squat 

When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it

Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers

Guy 2: do a shit squat

Shit squat by Phantomgammax August 27, 2009

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

squatting leopard by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

Squat pan

Asian toilet that often consists of a whole in the floor and two designated foot markings to align oneself

Where’s Larry?

Oh, he’s frying up some turds in the squat pan

Squat pan by Napoledan February 7, 2019

Bomb Squat 

Any explosive laxative induced defecation, usually resulting from a revenge attempt

I had to take a bomb squat after eating that laced brownie.

Bomb Squat by that one guy who does nothing September 10, 2009

Squeahh 

Meaning a referring to a person or negative action made by a person that resulted in stupidity.

So Squeah! Stop acting Squeahh!

Squeahh by 89 Block December 6, 2011