squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants
Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants
by XxBuckCrazy February 22, 2010
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big headed behemoth

often refered to a large and overgrown large headed sasquatch-like creature
whoa did you just see that Donasaur?
no but i did see the big headed behemoth over there by the golden girls box set
by XxBuckCrazy February 25, 2010
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