Splifferette

A hand-rolled cigarette containing mostly tobacco with a pinch of marijuana.

Yo man, you wanna smoke a spliff?

All I got is crumbs man, lets just roll a splifferette.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

Spliff Sauce

A combination of blunt tobbacco and cheap weed, mixed together in order to create a spliff

Guy 1: Nigga, you got that spliff sauce?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets get kinda high

by PurgatoryOfUncertainty December 14, 2011

Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

sploffer

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.

A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."

by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.

Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."

by Deafharp March 5, 2014

sploffer

the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny, reddit fucking invented it, hats off, nostrils flare.

"What's the word for a mild gust of air from your nostrils when you hear a semi-decent joke?"
"A light sploffer"

Other such words include: Sploffed Out Loud (SOL)

by ShadowMercure March 5, 2014

splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"

by ezeitgeist March 12, 2014