sphygmomanominator

A large, Austrian body builder/actor who takes your blood pressure. Your blood pressure is measured in mm/Hg/badassness

Sylvester Stallone: Hey, Jean-Claude. Would you know how I can get my blood pressure taken?
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Sure, Sly. Just call up our friendly neighborhood sphygmomanominator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I AM DA SPHYGMOMANOMINATOR!!! RAWL!!! I'LL BE BACK WITH SOME MEDIAL EQUIPTMENT!!!

by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013

sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate

justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked

by southpaw365 May 2, 2014

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014

Sphincter winks

The closing of the butthole on your finger as you touch your sphincter in a winking motion

Nick Colvin isn't satisfied until his sphincter winks.

by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015

Sphinger

The finger one uses to scratch ones sphincter.

Would you like to smell my sphinger?

by Anazole September 27, 2014

sphincter it out

To clench your sphincter to push out the last contents of your bladder or bowels.

"I felt like there was still more piss in me, so I kept pushing until I sphinctered out the tail of it."
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

sphincter

the butthole or an asshole

"4chan is the sphincter of the internet "

by black thunder 99 August 23, 2016