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Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.
I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
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Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.
Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.
by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010
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Sperm Bibs

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs
by anonymous February 16, 2022
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Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips
Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips
by OnWord March 6, 2023
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Sperm Herder

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"
by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011
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ass sperm

When one ejaculates into a turkey baster-like object and proceeds to administer it into his or her rectum; the expulsion of the semen from the anus is otherwise known as: ass sperm.
Dooooddd I had the craziest night, Cherice totally ass spermed all over the bed *high five ensued*
by Jor-hizzle April 12, 2016
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sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.
''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''
by KERMYT May 5, 2016
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