Sperm Whale 

A promiscuous, obese woman.

Jeremy bagged himself a Sperm Whale last night at Jared's party.

Sperm Whale by NagathaChristie August 4, 2018

Sperm Sandwich 

A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).

Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.

Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.

Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard

Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.

Sperm Sandwich by Sam and Paddy August 24, 2009

sperm shields 

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

sperm shields by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

sperm wail 

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth with having warned her.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

sperm wail by Pornstaro April 23, 2008

Sperm Basket  

Used to define a whore. Someone who sleeps around a lot without condoms.

"You see that female? She is a "Sperm Basket "

Sperm Basket by Lean.Like.A.Chola March 27, 2009

sperm spear 

big long schlong that sprays there baby yogurt all over the bitches face.

dan: man christy came to work today looking like shit
dylan: oh yea, it looks like she got leaked on by sperm spear.

sperm spear by jaco21 April 26, 2011

Sperm Genocide 

A swift kick to the bad place.

Don't ask her out, I heard she committed Sperm Genocide on the last guy who did.

Sperm Genocide by Bobert2350q34 June 11, 2011