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Slippery Spence

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.
"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)
by Pauly wankz January 26, 2009
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Common Sense

1. A mental consept that is used in determining what is right and wrong, safe and dangerous, etc.

2. A form of knowledge used by a, now currently extinct, species of human known as Intelligent Individuals (or smart peoplez).
1. Dumbass: "Dude! I tried lighting a Black Cat in my ass and now I can't sit anymore..."

Friend: "What the fuck did you think would happen, dumbass! Use your common sense!"

2.(conversation cont.) Dumbass: "What's common sense?"
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Common Sense

Knowledge that is common only amongst those who have some...
It's common sense (c.s.)...

-Not to tailgate. (Not c.s. if you've never ran into someone else's trunk.)
-Not to lean over a rail. (Not c.s. if you haven't leaned over and busted your face before.)
-Not to feed the wild animals. (Not c.s. unless you're missing a hand or two.)
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Hot Spenser

When a girl has her period on your bed and then jerks you off onto the period fluid and somehow your semen fertilizes the egg. Then a kid grows on your bed.
The hot Spenser seriously makes no sense.
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Hawkeye-sensei

In chapter 58 of the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, this man is introduced as Roy Mustang's teacher and Riza Hawkeye's father. He dies soon after he is introduced, coughing blood in a similar way to Izumi Curtis, the Elric brother's teacher. He seems to be annoyed that Roy had joined the military. It has been theorized that he was the one who gave Riza the tattoo showing Roy's sigil (his alchemic circle) since Hawkeye-sensei taught Roy his alchemy.
Hawkeye-sensei looks like a Hughes/Ed/Shou Tucker chimera.
by Tempest Alchemist April 28, 2006
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common sense

something most people don't have.
more of the world doesn't have common sense,
than people in the world that do have it.
it's something that should explain itself.
obviously.
common sense only tells you that you should know what common sense is.
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Sensen

Friend: Hey! That person looks amazing!!!

You: Wow! What a Sensen!!!
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