To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
by pentozali August 20, 2013
Get the make Sauron cry mug.A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.
Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.
by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015
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The bumps on a pickle that don’t make it schmooooooth. Bump me up, Giant Gynaaa SaurusRack. Like a vagina but more floofy like with Gianter vagina and schooooooother pickle with NO bumbs. Like a boring pickle.
Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.
Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.
Once there was a way to suck my dick todayyyyyy. Giant SaurusRack (the guy kind)
Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!
So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!
So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.
Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!
So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!
So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
Get the Giant SaurusRack mug.A visibly older woman, (usually with a menopausal bad attitude), that thanks she is still attractive.
by anoldviolin January 4, 2021
Get the Gyne-saur mug.by Swan173 January 5, 2021
Get the Dino(saur) offical mug.Person 1: Have you heard about Brad
Person 2: No?
Person 1: They go by dino/saur
Person 2: I bet their partner is pretty happy about that
Person 2: No?
Person 1: They go by dino/saur
Person 2: I bet their partner is pretty happy about that
by Brad showers October 16, 2021
Get the Dino/saur mug.An interesting specimen who roams the streets of west London. Coder by day. 3 year old by night.
Hurr saurus. Grrr saurus.
Sleepy saurus.
Hurr saurus. Grrr saurus.
Sleepy saurus.
by awbcersaurus January 27, 2022
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