saurkraut

What German eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

"Adolf! Share some of your saurkraut with Issac and Shlomo"

by jared samsonite November 14, 2003

saurkraut

That sour-ish, vinagery-tasting, cabbage food that makes you fart like a geyser.

I just ate a pound of saurkraut. Word Life. Now I have an aura about me that smells of bad.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005

saurkraut

A grumpy German; someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Don't be such a saurkraut, Adolf! Come on, let's see a smile. :-)

by Curious Magician May 17, 2008

saurkraut

When a guy spreads vinegar on the girl's lips and then he farts in her mouth. Fricken sweet huh?

"Man last night i gave Wendy I gave Wendy the stinkiest saurkraut ever!"

by Katie.xo April 26, 2006

hairy saurkraut

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass

Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!

Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!

by GermanGiant March 29, 2013

sauerkraut

A dish from Germany, which is mainly composed of shredded cabbage that has been fermented in vinegar and sometimes white wine. The cabbage is then usually cooked together with potato and sausage as well. Makes for a good Oktoberfest meal. Wash down with lots of beer.

If we call Germans Krauts because of Sauerkraut, do they call us Hams from Hamburgers?

by Mr. Kraut November 11, 2006