Scratch and Sniff

After rubbing hands through your nether regions you then proceed to procure snacks from the office food stash.

Someone who is constintly rubbing and smelling things (i.e. dissolves).

Dude quick here comes scratch and sniff hide those pretzels. Last time he tainted the Ding Dongs after scratching his ding dong.

by Ready 2, Take 3 December 21, 2009

panty sniffer

A person who sniffs women's underwear for sexual gratification.

Tom got caught sniffing the drawer again. He’s a habitual panty sniffer.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

shit sniffer

Someone who kisses ass at work.

The only reason Ralph was promoted was becuase he's a shit sniffer.

by eugene February 1, 2004

scilf

Stephen Colbert I'd Like to Fuck

After watching the Colbert show tonight, I've got a serious case of SCILF!

by ColbertFan98 June 2, 2010

smilf

a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf

by joe September 8, 2003

Sniffin

pompous conseded overly confident moody evil crazy asswhole. attractive

ew look @ them there so sniffin

by websterdictionary1241627382281 July 12, 2011

poo sniffer

One who, upon wiping their arse, then proceeds to sniff the soiled toilet paper to discern the odor/nature of what they have produced.

"That girl Marie is a goddamn poo sniffer. She admitted it when she was drunk the other night. Gross."

by felix lumbago March 24, 2008