Tat Smacking

An act in which a male, usually one with a higher percentage of body fat and ample sized breasts, sneaks up upon an unsuspecting bystander and juts his Tat's in to the victims face while he growls in a primal manner with arms raised. This is not however exclusive to males. Females with ample breasts can also do it.

Ryan could not stop the relentless tat smacking he suffered on behalf of jimmy

by Robert Krebs May 26, 2005

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1 acceptance

2 Giggity

well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir

by Barnaby Jones II February 15, 2009

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008

snocking

The process of purchasing socks and snacks in one transaction.

Socks + Snacks = snocking

by Buzzy Boo June 4, 2007

Pope-smoking

The act of smoking popes. Often occurs in the hut and usually involves holy water.

It wasn't my fault. I was pope-smoking and had some holy water and then the nargles took over. I didn't have a chance.

Are you pope-smoking?

by MAVV123 March 16, 2010

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010