guild smash

When a guild decides to take a break or call it quits.

"Hey Chris did you read about the guild smash post?"

"Yea Im server transferring tomorrow."

by In Or Around Your Mums Mouth April 23, 2010

Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.

I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."

by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010

Berta Smash

The act of raging and punching yourself in the skull

Berta Smash!!

by V Sizzy April 17, 2011

Anger smash

Breaking anything in a fury of rage.

Man tommy anger smashed his computer

Last night 'cause the thing locked up on him.

by Avp1111 September 24, 2011

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

tito smash

When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it

Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash

by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015