smacked ass

when your Greek mate has the face of a smacked ass

Hey is that Nico's cousin Magda? My God he has a smacked ass for a face

by DepoppyFella September 5, 2023

dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017

Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

Quack Smack

A person whom smacks another individual that feels the need to smile like a duck (duck face) in half of their pictures.

Don't make me quack smack your ferocious duck face!

by Quacksmackin2011 July 7, 2011

piff-smacked

When you unknowingly smoke weed that has been laced with a stronger drug, leading you to freak out by how hard you are tripping.

I thought I was just gonna chill out, smoke a J and watch SpongeBob but I got piff-smacked and ended up crying in the fetal position on the floor.

by limey mo January 25, 2012

bean smacked

When a tiny dick hits your ass

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro

by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019