Sausage Lozenge

A readily available remedy for a sore throat that a man carries with him at all times. The sufferer simply inserts the man's penis into her/his mouth and awaits the rush of medicinal goodness that's sure to cure even the most severe of sore throats*.

*May cure any number of other ailments.

Corey complained that her throat was sore, and Jon offered her a sausage lozenge.

by CoreyLovesPaintball March 21, 2009

Party Sausage

Often abbreviated to P.S, this originates from the strong resemblence of a males small penis to a party or cocktail sausage. The wrinkly nature of the foreskin which covers the majority of a 2"flacid penis shares a similar texture and appearance to that of the small sausage.

"Check out his Party Sausage!"

by Flanners87 May 13, 2009

booty sausage

a creative & humorous substitute for the word shit

-Man, I never miss a shot at beer pong... i just get landed with terrible partners every time!
-That is a load of BOOTY SAUSAGE! I saw you air-ball at least twice that last game!

by Dabes90 August 14, 2010

man sausage

A gentleman's reproductive trouser apparatus; see 'custard cannon'.

Her flange was so loose she barely felt his man sausage.

by StreetSpirit October 19, 2005

sausage fest

A party, bar, or any type of social gathering where the men significantly outnumber the women. If you're a guy at a sausage fest, your chances of hooking up with a hot chick are practically zero.

"Where the hell are all the chicks? This party is a total sausage fest."

by You Can't Kill the Metal October 1, 2006

sausage hammer

The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.

Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.

Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.

by Steve Roberts III April 23, 2006

sausage jockey

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.

Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?

Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.

by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006