Simp

Yeah I'm a simp

S- upper
I- ntense
M- inerrant
P- layer

Jacob- Bro, you a Simp

Carson- LOL ik I am.

by anonymous January 2, 2022

simp

a person who dies anything to get in bed with a girl

look mikael is the biggest simp ever

by apekatt August 1, 2020

Simp

Someone who does anything for their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.

Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: " What a bot."

by koolade5k May 5, 2020

Simp

Ted from the Lorax

Ted is a simp.

by bkqw_06 August 2, 2021

Simp

A bitch ass nigga who can’t get pussy

I donated 500$ to pokimane and she said thank you!
MY NIGGA YOUS A SIMP

by Daddy papi jr April 1, 2020

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc

by Yes ;) April 18, 2022