Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

SHMAF

Acronym for "Sit(ting) Here Mute As Fuck." Used in contexts where you don't relate to/don't wish to get involved in the conversation.

Bro, my friend and his girlfriend were fighting the whole time in the car over here, I had to SHMAF for the whole ride.

by jigglypizza7 December 9, 2024

shameflage

The performative act of publicly condemning an activity while secretly engaging in it, often with an air of exaggerated moral superiority to throw others off your scent.

Portemanteau of shame and camouflage, highlighting the duality of pretending to despise what you’re covertly indulging in.

“I can’t believe John is vaping. That’s so trashy,” she said, slipping her own vape into her purse with the practiced precision of a seasoned shameflager.

“Kyle’s rant about the evils of dating apps was peak shameflage—I saw his Tinder profile an hour later.”

by RyPyAtl December 9, 2024

shameful desire

A term that refers to "guilty pleasure" when the person saying it is a dumbass.

"Strawberries are a shameful desire of mine, wait that's not what it's called...fuck."

by spicymaranara February 24, 2026

shamefu

When you bored type shameful without l

I see the video upload video name has shamefu without l.

by somesortofweirdguy March 21, 2026

Sheffieldian

The name for people who live in the city Sheffield.

“Where is she from?” “Sheffield” “Oh… So she is a Sheffieldian.”

by TwinkleLittleToes101010 January 4, 2026

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013