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Shitzophrenic

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.
Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
by Sunkistable February 26, 2024
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Shizz (Shit Rizz)

When a man is both corny and confident enough to be funny and also flattering at the same time.
by DudeWhyBRUH April 15, 2024
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Shinzo Abe Special

An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.

Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
by EternalSoldier December 4, 2024
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Shitzo

Thank God that shitzo got fired, he kept on eating other people's fridge food.
by Anonymouusees December 20, 2024
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Shizzau

A slur that can only be used by LGBTQ+ POC. (people of color), as another word for bro.
Whats good shizzau, yesterday I took a shit on my carpet.
by nerunine April 26, 2025
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ShizForty

Your rappers favorite trapper & your trapper’s favorite rapper from Philadelphia
Yo have you heard ShizForty’s new song ? Oh and did he ever get back to you about the 8ball of coke ?
by Slickrick215 December 12, 2025
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ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D
by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007
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