The act of using the tip of one’s index finger, wrapped in a butt wipe or a swatch of wet toilet paper to shove up and poke the anus as far up as will allow in order to clean and free one’s self from the itchy, leftover, leaky fecal matter that is impossible to wipe clean with a regular toilet paper wiping.
Ofier came back from the a week at the underground rave where they served unlimited beers and ghost pepper fries, he came down with a tricky case of Vacation Ass. After multiple bowel movements, the only way stop and clean his anal leakage was to do the ‘ol swizzout.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"