shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

shit, shave, shag and shampoo by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

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Bali Shag

Well Bali Shag is a tobacco, but A BALI SHAG is when your doin some broad doggy, and you got your groove goin so you reach for some nice fine rolling tobacco and procede to roll and smoke a handmade ciggarette all the while making her scream.

MAN i Bali Shagged this hot Milf last night, she made me shag her again so she could have one.

Bali Shag by Aaron pontious October 3, 2004

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Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

Opportunity Shag by kyouten3 August 23, 2011