whooky sack 

A mysterious object of unknown origin, currently believed to be in the possession of Kanye West. Anyone who takes notice of said object will immediately attempt, vainly, to research its properties. It's an anti-memetic meme.

1: I swear I heard Kanye talking about his whooky sack in MBDTF.
2: What? When?
1: Sorry!
2: What?

whooky sack by Instinctual777 December 1, 2020

shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

SackMickey 

From the Irish colloquialisms 'Sack' meaning scrotum and 'Mickey' meaning penis, SackMickey refers to a gentleman who has a bigger sack than mickey because of his tiny penis. This usually gives the appearance of a baby carrot resting on a large pair of wrinkly red kiwis.

Paddy: "I saw John's flute last night at the gym.
Sean: "Oh yeah? How was that?
Paddy: "Not great, full SackMickey on him"
Sean: "Jaysus, poor John"

SackMickey by YoungPepe November 1, 2015

sack gnasher 

A negative person that makes a problem worse rather than seeking a positive solution.

A person who is both and hand wringer and ball buster at the same time.

When it comes to me going out with the guys, she is a total sack gnasher.

sack gnasher by Deathesquire May 5, 2018

Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs

It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.

Sack Stretch by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023

Cunny sack

Also known as a foopa. On an obese woman its the 2nd hump below the large stomach. Most noticeable with yoga pants or sweat pants. Essentially its the fat rolls above the crotch stuffed into her pants.

To see many examples of cunny sack, just go to Walmart on food stamps day. Look on or in the immediate vicinity of a mart cart. Around the potato chips or soda aisles are other places that draw in these hippos.

Cunny sack by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Sack Sniff 

sak-snif

noun

When a male rubs his hand along his scrotum, and then proceeds smells his hand--now scented with his ball musk--, he has just performed a Sack Sniff. Often performed, but rarely acknowledged in polite society, the Sack Sniff is an interesting cultural sensation that begs for an evolutionary-psychological explanation. The male executing the Sack Sniff will often report enjoying the scent, or at least conceding that he finds himself executing the Sack Sniff frequently. Perhaps he is checking levels of pheromones in his system as a form of virility/fertility auto-monitoring behavior.

Male 1: Did you really just wipe your balls with your hand and then smell it?

Male 2: Obviously. You never sneak a Sack Sniff?

Male 1: (sheepishly) Yah, I guess I do...

The man enjoyed a refreshing Sack Sniff while undressing to shower.

Sack Sniff by orpheusnvrlookbck March 31, 2012