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Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.
I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?
by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014
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selfiegenic

A person who takes an inordinate amount of misleadingly attractive selfies; or one who thinks their selfies "came out great!" regardless of whether the pics they've taken of themselves actually look good.
I'm so tired of having to look at Pamela's effing selfies. She needs to stop. That chick thinks she's so selfiegenic. Fail.
by Duval Stebo October 30, 2013
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Šegi

Šegi is to stupid to make an example.
by Šegijev frend December 11, 2019
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Sedgie

Slang for a young man or boy who is un-appealing in every sense, giving off an ominous glow. Some unwanted physical deformities such as lack of appendages, E.G. earlobes, make the guy a ghastly sight
Furthermore a Sedgie is attracted to a wide range and variety of large women or girls with the intention of making love to them soon after meeting them.
Stuart: Woah that is the strangest looking man I've ever Seen!
Alex: You know what that is? That's a Sedgie!
Stuart: I can't bare too look at him!

Shaniqua: Why is he staring at you like that?
Laura: I don't know?!
Shaniqua: I think we've found ourselves a Sedgie! Run!
by Tempa TEEE October 27, 2011
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Selfishry

behaviour of some non city folk when in a metropolitan environment
she sat in the aisle seat when the window space next to her was vacant; the train carriage was filling up. I had never witnessed such selfishry.
by Henry Sappy March 6, 2007
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selfishlation

Laws made by members of a government for reasons of profiting the lawyers who made the bill. Selfish bills, selfish laws, anything that makes money for lawyers and headaches for everybody else.
"A horrifying percentage of legislation being passed in Washington today directly profit lawyers. This selfishlation is not for the democratic majority"
by Brenna Urban May 10, 2007
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selfiesta

When a group of friends pose close together for a "selfie".
Richard was having so much fun drinking and partying with his three best friends, he had them all pose with him for a selfiesta photo.
by CalmDragon May 17, 2014
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