Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

by Bigcid March 21, 2020

scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!

I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!

by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020

Snutch

Someone who keeps accusing innocent people trying to follow rules, yet they break rules 2 - 3 times a day.

User1: @Mod1 someone is spamming here
Spammer1: uidhugiheiuvbgugriubuvruifniubub
User2: uhhh, User1 stop minimodding
User1: you are a stupid Snutch

by Weirdo2763 June 28, 2020

Snutchy

A close hug or cuddle to show affection to someone that you care about. Usually involves nuzzling in the neck area and can cause females to become aroused.

We had a lovely dinner and enjoyed some Snutchy whilst watching a film

by LouLouDBS July 17, 2020

slutchronization

When a group of friends are sluts at the same time.

Wow all those girls are hooking up, the must be Slutchronized...

This is called the “ slutchronization”

by _hello123_ January 25, 2021

slutchronization

When a group of friends are all acting as sluts simultaneously

Look at that group of friends, they must be on a slutchronization

by Jacks96 January 25, 2021