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Snutch Oven

noun, verb: Based on the term dutch oven, to fart underneath the covers. It is the act of farting beneath your Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves, then pulling the Snuggie over your head forcing yourself to smell it.
"You know you love the smell of your own flatulence, you're always giving yourself a snutch oven."

"The only reason I would ever wear something as lame as the Snuggie is just so I could eat beans and snutch oven myself."

Shutchyafanoff 

A three-worded command, 'Shut your fan off' all rolled into one to make it easier to say while walking down the hall past bedrooms of a house. It's a command our landlord uses at an attempt to save $0.25 on her monthly electric bill, to prevent us from using our fans. This usually happens on a 95+ degree day when there's no air conditioning or breeze to offer relief.
Landlord: "Shutchyafanoff!"
Me: "Aw, come on, its so hot! I'm absolutely roasting in here!
Landlord: "Tough! In my day we didn't have fans, as electricity hadn't been invented yet!"
Me: "This isn't fair!"

Snatchy McSnatcherson 

Someone who grabs something very hastily.
At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

snatchy snatch 

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.
You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.
snatchy snatch by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013

Snitchy McSnitchface 

A person who drops colleagues in the shit, directly or indirectly.
Hey Morty, you know that Dicky Biggs guy? He’s a Snitchy McSnitchface. He will drop you in it given the chance!

snatchy gant 

When your smoking a blunt and your friend preemptively reaches out to take it from you.
Yo Pete, I'm not finished with it yet you SNATCHY GANT!
snatchy gant by Ballzania April 11, 2017