Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.

Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.

by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025

Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.

Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Strange Saturday

the day where anything goes. Get wild. Act the fuck out. You're getting fucked tonight

cody was worried because he knew it was a strange Saturday and some weird ass shit was about to go down

by MotherTruckerNumeroUno August 7, 2020

Super Saturday

Super Saturday is a term, that is often used by Eurovision Song Contest fans, to describe a saturday, during which multiple countries select their entry for the contest.

Most european broadcasters choose to host their national finals on saturdays for more views and engagement, since people usually have more free time during the weekend, especially saturday.

- Today we have a Super Saturday
- Oh really?
- Yes, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark and Moldova are having their national finals today
- Amazing! I'll definitely check one out.

by vasonesiku February 19, 2024

saturdays are for the bros

Not bros

Silver wasn't invited to the party because Saturdays are for the Bros

by Urwrongbsilvs August 15, 2017

Saturday Night Anderson

A trophy lay. An attractive male that looks good in bed and at breakfast.

I'm not looking for a relationship, just a reliable Saturday Night Anderson.

by Dev & Sara January 18, 2009