humble sammy 

updated humble pie cause ain’t nobody makin a pie

wow lilly has a huge ego, she needs to eat a humble sammy

humble sammy by Bob Fonob September 2, 2021

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

out of control like Sammy Hagar by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009

Miami Sammy 

A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.

Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.

Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.

Miami Sammy by MF12321 February 18, 2009

sneaky sammy 

The act of jerking off infront of a friend or even, your mother.

Me and my mom were watching Transformers, so I decided to go sneaky sammy and did it to megan fox.

sneaky sammy by wienerwilly2269 November 13, 2011

Scramblin' Sammy 

A man who engages in sex with a girl, whose parents are in the next room. When the man is fully naked he girl shouts out "Mom! Dad! Come here for a second!" When the man scrambles madly to get his clothes back on, he is known as a Scramblin' Sammy.

"Dude, how was your date with Lindsay yesterday?"

"She's such a bitch. She turned me into a Scramblin' Sammy."

Scramblin' Sammy by RyersonKid February 13, 2014

Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.

"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "

Handy Sammy by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019

bust a sammy 

When you take pussy hits

Brooo,I had to bust a sammy yesterday.

bust a sammy by Bigdaddylungs March 23, 2017