swipeitis

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger

My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

swipe a skid

To take a shit

She had to swipe a skid before she left

by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017

Swipe

Where you are texting someone and you can’t be bothered with them so you close the app down without answering them

Or just don’t answers to what they say in a real life situation

(On phone) Person- *ranting On at you* you- “swiped” *close app* (real life) person- *asks you a question you don’t want to answer* you-“swiped”

by Random geeza from Africa September 24, 2017

swippty doop

When you playing defense (basketball) and the nigga you on breaks your ankles so bad that you see the spirit come out of your legs and go to heaven.

Patrick was playing defense but Walter gave em the ole swippty doop and sent him to the hospital.

by Buttholios October 4, 2017

swipe

(n) • slang used when referring to male genitalia
(n) • disrespectful slur for boy-toy

1. "gimme some swipe"
~what it really means
"fuck me" or "lets fuck"

2. "i got me some new side- swipe"

~what it really means
"i cheated on my man" or "i got a new boyfriend"

by skitzochik October 29, 2017

swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.

During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.

by Deezlunch November 14, 2017

Swipe

when someone is swept in like a fight or as a joke

used a lot in the UK

1. Did you see the fight?
2. Yeah, it was live! John got swiped though, it's kinda peak

by Crasherzzz November 23, 2017