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Squabble Snake 

1. A girl of alarmingly small stature; she is always short and, in practically every case very skinny as well.
Not only does she have these inadmirable traits but, in addition, she always acts fiesty and quite often is an annoying bitch.
Maret School President, and perhaps the most respected man when it comes to these matters, woo, recently expressed his sentiments on squabble snakes in an interview with Time Magazine, stating "when i see a squabble snake i usually like to keep my distance, however, when they are extra annoying, i sometimes need to act out of character a little bit and tear their clothing off and inflict pain."
Jose Contreras: How would you describe a squabble snake?
Bruce Lee: She is the kind of thing/girl you would pay money to kick.

Shakespear 

Common mis-spelling of William Shakespeare
See Shakespeare
Shakespear by Nick March 26, 2005

Snake Aids 

Snake Aids is a mental disease which the infected slowly become snakes. All snakes carry snake aids, and if bitten you will be infected. Snake aids is an std, and can be spread by other animals. There is no cure to snake aids, but there are vaccines, though only the rich and powerful are permitted to get.
Man, I can't believe you got snake aids from that snake, how much time do you have left?

Snake? Snaaaake! 

When you die, you may hear this rather then the cute Korean morning for you.
Solid Snake: *moves around in box*
Solder: *shoots random boxes*
Snake: *gets hit*
Colonel: "Snake? Snaaaake!"
Snake? Snaaaake! by Flame060 March 24, 2005

One-Eyed Trouser Snake 

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake
"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"
One-Eyed Trouser Snake by Sekkai December 13, 2003

snake belt 

the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.
Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."
snake belt by I'mTotallyNotDave October 21, 2010