bean smacked

When a tiny dick hits your ass

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro

by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019

ass smacked

Mispronunciation of "a snack"

Mac: "I'm going to get a snack"
Maggie: "Ass smacked?"
Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'"
Maggie: "oh"

by Da House June 13, 2021

smack the sun

To get SUPERRR high off Heroin

Dude, fuck the world... I wanna smack the sun tonight!!!

by Sunsmackerr October 4, 2010

e-smack

If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.

Fat Girl: I would like to get to know you some time.
Kyle: Hell naw you need to e-smack yourself.

by J.T September 23, 2005

smacked ass

when your Greek mate has the face of a smacked ass

Hey is that Nico's cousin Magda? My God he has a smacked ass for a face

by DepoppyFella September 5, 2023

whistle smack

A fierce, powerful, and often lightning fast smack. It almost whistles in the air.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.

He took a whistle smack to the face that would make a grown man cry!!

by DontKnockoverAhungryman'sFood! July 30, 2018

dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017