crown rumping

(n) The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken the following morning.

(adj) crown rumped - the state of having received a crown rumping.

My girlfriend must have gone crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there are plastic gloves on the night stand.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

Rumpled

To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.

I was rumpled in my dream last night.

by The biggest fucking dearie December 4, 2014

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

pumping the rump

having anal sex with your female boss

analbuttsexbosspumping the rump

by horny coworker April 26, 2014

rump

to touch someone's butt when unexpected.

Dude, Jackie just rumped me!!!! I might have to rump her back.

by Tommy Peters November 11, 2006

rumped

to get fucked up on quaaludes, alcahol or any other type of drug that the white man created to bring the black race down. Can't nobody hold us down!!!

Jamal: yo, tyrone, whats real good?
Tyrone: pssht, don't know nigga, you?
Jamal: I'm going to skip work to get rumped.
Tyone: word
(5 step handshake exchange followed by local gang sign)

by Lorraine December 27, 2003

Rumph

To consume a large portion of food or meal...

Do you want to go rumph?
How was the rumph last night (in this case it would be a meal)

by Nick Dove January 4, 2008