Labrador Retriever

A common breed of dog.

Dog that commonly eats its own shit or the shit of other dogs it lives with.

Short ears, medium large in size.

My Labrador Retriever was out eating his own frozen log on the patio again...

by anonymousx88888 January 1, 2012

Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.

"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."

by seayng September 29, 2023

Golden Retriever

* An overly bubbly and bouncy fake blond girl with huge boobs

* An overly blond girl who is so annoying and stupid you just wanna punch her in the face

'Dude, this girl I went out with last night was such a golden retriever'

by Ivna July 4, 2005

Golden Retriever

A sexual act consisting of urinating in a partner's anus or vagina and then slowly sucking it out with one's mouth.

"Dude, I went on a date with Emily!"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"

by Stinky Schulman January 7, 2012

retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

by Nathan T. Freeman August 28, 2007

retro tevo

a VCR. Used mainly when talking to people who are extolling the virtues of TeVo.

Oh, yeah? I can record The Bachelor, watch it whenever I want, and even share it with friends thanks to my retro tevo.

by embro March 20, 2008

Retrified

enlightened and or dignified

when i wrote the song, i felt retrified

by the retrified one August 7, 2009