a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship
Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend
by (DETECTED) January 14, 2023
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
by Spazzmen77 October 4, 2023
Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
by seayng September 29, 2023
A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
by Anisseeds February 16, 2023
by ayoshmee October 16, 2022