Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.

A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!

by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010

Hemingway retirement

A Hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger.

Fuck that shit, i'm gonna take a Hemingway retirement!

by asgerkhan June 17, 2017

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Stripes Restrepo

Orange juice; Vodka; and Pickle Juice

What to drink?
I'll have a Stripes Restrepo.

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"

trap is trap retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021

yuly retire

for someone who is retired and still pushing contest and got 115k contest

yuly is yuly retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021