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Racist Vagina

What a woman has if she has nothing against people outside of her own culture or race, but just does not find them attractive or want to have sex with them.
"No I'm sorry, I can't have sex with you; you see, I have a racist vagina."
by TwistedPix January 10, 2013
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I'm not racist, but...

A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.

I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.

I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
by The_Egoist June 7, 2011
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E-Racist

People who post hate filled messages via internet. E-Racists are too afraid to expose their true racist belifes in real life for fear of being beaten up or stabbed.

Your typical e-racist will be a white male from the ages of 12-40 all of which still live with their parents.

You can find their postings on random porn sites in which they see the size of another races genitalia and become extremely jealous.

You can also find E-Racist postings on Urban Dictionary in which these little bastards post definition to words like coon, nigger, and tar baby
White kid #1: "Dude, look at all those black guys gang banging that white hooker!"
White kid #2: "How come we never gang banged a white hooker?"
White kid #1: "I dunno but it makes me angry! (Types) Fucking jungle bunny niggers stealing up all the good respectable white hookers..."
White kid #2: "Dude, thats not cool!"
White kid#1: "Its ok man i'm only an E-Racist!"
by Thelastblackhope July 25, 2008
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Racist

People use this term to get ahead in life.

White people can NOT use it or they are racist.

Any other ethnic group can use it, although not all choose to.

94% of the time Caucasians are the racists in question.

Racists are looked down on.

This term is over used.

A REAL RACIST IS SOMEONE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON ANOTHER BECAUSE OF SKIN COLOR/RACE.

If you are a white, wealthy, concervative, you are racist.
I am a racist.
I am a racist because I am white.
My mom's a racist because she told a black peer of mine who was bullying me to stop telling me that she was going to break me in half.
My dad's a racist because he hired the white man instead of the black man, even though the white man had more credentials.
My parents are racist because they voted for McCain.
I am a racist because I would rather be called 'Caucasian' instead of 'White'.
I am a racist because I called a kid black.
I am a racist because even though my best friend is African American I said I though Obama was dumb.
I'm a racist because I live in a nice house.
I'm a racist because I go to private school.
I'm a racist because even though my GPA was higher than the black kid, I got into Harvard and they didn't.
I'm a racist because I feel like the odd-girl out at public school because the school is only 5 % white.
I'm a racist for liking Abercrombie.
I'm a fucking racist, okay!?
by rockstarrrgirlie March 13, 2009
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racist bassist

A person who doesn't care for most races, and just happens to play the bass, whether it be orchestral or guitar.
Guy #1: Damn, man, what happened to mike?
Guy #2: he was being a real racist bassist, and got his ass handed to him by a hispanic gang...
by Definition Nazi August 17, 2016
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Racist

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by georgerockwell January 1, 2021
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nu-racist

Someone who dislikes a person not for the color of their skin, but for that individual's adherence to stereotypes about the relevant skin color.
Nu-racists don't hate all black people; but rather, black guys who actually have a TV tucked under their arm, with a grape drink in the other hand, riding a stolen bike away from the scene of the crime.
by C-N@$ty January 23, 2011
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