exit post

A post in a forum or on social media one uses to indicate they are leaving a group, thread, or discussion. Typically met with a roast of said person for making a spectacle vs leaving quietly.

A-Hey did you see Maria's post that she's leaving the group?
B-No I did not.
A-She got roasted pretty good for making an exit post.

by xxxmdubxxx January 9, 2017

prosti-tots

Young girls who dress like prostitutes.

After the concert, I saw a group of prosti-tots chasing the tour bus.

by guido420 April 17, 2006

Poost

1. When a person is so full from eating that they are unable to move or do anything. This is commonly done on Thanksgiving. 2. When a person is sitting or lying around doing nothing and is stricken with complete and utter boredom. This usage of the word is highly prevalent in Duluth Minnesota.

1. I'm so full and sleepy from eating all that turkey, I think I need to lay down and poost for a couple hours. 2. God I'm bored, I've been poosting around my house all day!

by poostypat June 2, 2010

Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

prostiteen

An inappropriately dressed teenager, as is the style today. Combination of prostitute and teenager.

Can you believe her mother lets her dress like that? Or do you think she really is a hooker? The fashion industry is turning all these little girls into prostiteens.

by Jade5454 July 29, 2006

Post Nut Clarity

Post Nut Clarity is like having a steak dinner in front of you, but you just ate. It should be great and it normally is, but you have already had enough. Post means after, as in after you leak juices from your penis, and the clarity is from the thought beams that shine down into your head.

Person 1: Yo bro Samantha gave me head but I got post nut clarity after so I did the dash

Person 2: damn that sucks bro

by RacksonRacks403 May 16, 2019