poon safari

An epic journey for as many sexual encounters as possible in the previously determined time frame.

It was once again springtime and Jack was about to embark on his annual poon safari.

by bp1zz1e May 25, 2010

Poon Punt

Female version of being "cock blocked"

"She totally poon punted me!"

by broske!! January 20, 2009

Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".

"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"

by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012

Poon Tingle

When your being buttfucked hard, and it send a tingle to the genitals!

hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle

by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019

Poon Trek

The act of taking a long trip for the sole purpose of sex

Shawn: Yo sherrill wants me now but she lives a town away
Cornel: You going?
Shawn: Hell yeah
Cornel: That's one hell of a poon trek
Shawn: I know

by 2kool4NewHope June 16, 2010

poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009

Poon Harbour

The name of said persons genitals who gets all the poon

Peter "Hey where's Guy gone?"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"

by Ding dong dang son October 30, 2011